Last Friday night I went to the hospital with the chest and back pain, and it turned out I had a real heart attack. So on Sunday, I had a procedure where they placed a stent in my damaged heart artery. Man, this was weird. A team of about six or eight stout men and women, or similar creatures, all wore various hats, and the sound effects were deafening.
Ker-Blam! Ka-Pow! It sounded like they were flinging hundred-pound sacks of grain around the room. Maybe slaughtering cattle. Loud laughter. Muffled screams. I never felt a thing, except freedom from pain. But at last someone came in and told them to put down their weapons, and they all looked sheepish and sort of dried up. As I was wheeled from the room, I called back, "I like y'alls' hats!"The team applauded!

3 comments:
You would say that!
The weird part is that I didn't make it up. That was my true impression of what happened.
I didn't doubt it. Modern medicine is a very strange thing. :)
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