Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Old Gray Mare

One of the worst things about growing old is wondering whether living in the world is really so much harder now than it used to be, or whether it just seems that way because one's brain is getting addled.

The heavy rain last night flooded the basement, among other things. This afternoon I was going to mail a book, the garage floor was still wet, and I slipped and fell flat on my foreparts. Fortunately, the concrete floor broke my fall. Really, I fell with my arms outstretched and my head didn't hit anything. Pretty hard on my knees, though. I fell in exactly the same spot where I fell during the yard sale in 2007, only turned around the other way. I guess one fall every five years isn't too bad a score.

I had to go upstairs and clean up, and repack the book because the envelope was ruined. But otherwise, the day really went okay.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

A Walk In the Woods

Daddy Doll, Billy Bones and Brother Ned take the three greyhounds for a stroll in the woods. Ned suggests that the dogs may even learn to chase squirrels or something, but Daddy knows they're too lazy and housebound to do much beyond lying in the shade. In fact, before they've gone very far, Sooner has disappeared--gone back to the house, Billy opines.

In a clearing, 'way out beyond the Temple spring, they find a ramshackled stable, the boxes all caved in, the roof fallen sideways, and the tack room stuffed with--stuff.

Daddy, the perpetual worrier, remarks, "Billy, we need to get this mess cleared away. Looks like a fire ready to start."

"We could bring marshmellers and winnies," Billy says, "and start it ourselves."

"Whatever," says Daddy. "We'll have to find out if Mother and Miranda want to save the pictures or anything."

Ned scratches his head, looking puzzled. Something is tugging at the edges of his memory. Something about a manger. He wanders away.

The only sound or sudden movement from the dogs occurs when Echo flops down in a patch of grass, and a rabbit jumps over him and makes a beeline for cover. Echo gives a muffled yip and streaks away homeward.

"That was a gigantic rabbit!" Daddy exclaims.

"Looked like a big old Loosiana cane-cutter," says Billy.

"No wonder the dog fled," Daddy says. He is always quick to defend his dogs.

Ned reappears from behind some leaning beams and loose planks, bearing a large flat canvas-wrapped, cord-bound object.

"I think I may have found something," he says. "I pulled up a corner of the wrap, and it's a painting."

Rabbit by me.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

In From the Cold

So I've read five John Le Carre spy novels this month:

Call For the Dead
The Spy Who Came In From the Cold
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
The Honourable Schoolboy
Smiley's People

 To me, the best one is The Spy Who Came In From the Cold, published in the 1960s. This is a link to William Boyd's 2010 review and synopsis of the novel: http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jul/24/carre-spy-came-cold-boyd. A great review, because he seems to agree with me. Ha ha.

 I had read at least three of these novels before, but reading them all in a bunch, and nearly consecutively in the order they were written, provides a pretty good grasp of the spy novel as a genre, and of Le Carre's genius as a novelist.

Richard Burton was a great actor, maybe one of the two or three greatest* in modern times, in my opinion. But I think the movie of The Spy Who Came In From the Cold was largely a failure. It certainly didn't come near the appeal of the book, to me, anyway.

*The other two greatest actors, according to me, would be Alec Guinness and Marlon Brando. But one gets the feeling that Brando, as an actor, was made, not born. Alec Guinness was born with it. Years ago, Dick Cavett cryptogrammed Guinness' name to "Genuine Class." And I think Burton was born with it, just didn't always give a damn.

Burton had the best speaking voice I've ever heard. It wasn't a pretty voice; I remember it as sort of nasal and raspy. But I don't think the man ever uttered a syllable that wasn't clear as a bell, and spot-on to whatever effect he meant to convey. I remember him in some minor movie, reading Hamlet's speech to Gertrude, "Return not to mine uncle's bed," and the memory of that few seconds has made me go back and read Hamlet over again more than once.

Friday, July 27, 2012

What Can You Expect? It's July.

When I was a young thing, there was a song, or a book, or something, entitled, "Been Down So Long, It Looks Like Up To Me." So I guess I'll go back on the old perk-up pills. I made an appointment with Dr. G. to talk about it, also for my annual exam, which is supposed to be semi-annual, which I skipped in April.

There are good things about July.

(1) My sister Ramey was born on the 27th of it, a few years ago. So today's her birthday. Couple of days ago, I asked her to pick a day this weekend, and we'll go out for lunch or dinner to celebrate.

(2) The Romans added July and August to the calendar. Before that, we only had ten months in a year, and if we still only had ten months, I would be 92.4 years old.

(3) Autumn/winter gets a little nearer every day.

Monday, July 23, 2012

An Important Announcement


Ned has summoned everyone to the living room. He announces that he has proposed to Beauty, and she has accepted him. They're going to be married!

Saturday, July 21, 2012

A Welcome Visitor

Jed had to work in Birmingham yesterday, so when he finished his meeting, he came to my house. We had dinner at Logan's, most delicious, then Jed spent the night here and went back to Atlanta a few minutes ago. He was anxious to get there while his hair-cutting lady was still working, because he said his head felt like it had a built-on pillow. His hair did look a bit abundant.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

A.k.a. Mr. Bates

Brendan Coyle looks like my uncle Lawrence Satterfield. He plays John Bates in "Downton Abbey." My favorite scene of him is where he grabs Thomas the footman and warps the wall with him a couple of times.

That series has lots of really funny scenes. Molesly sampling the wine. Carson the butler's confession that he used to be half of a song-and-dance team called "The Cheerful Charlies." Matthew's grim exclamation, "Crikey!" when told he should dance with Miss O'Brien at the servants' ball. Thomas and Daisy dancing in the kitchen. Sibyl threatening the horse.

That's the kind of gentle, naturally-occurring comedy that I like. Comedy that makes you laugh inside before giving yourself permission to laugh out loud. I've never liked slapstick or the Charlie Chaplin kinds of comedy. Never cared for the Marx brothers' movies, although Groucho alone could be hilarious, and Chico's "Why a duck?" was priceless--also Harpo when he ever said something, like, "In Russia, my name is Xapno Mapcase." The Three Stooges had their moments, although Larry always looked rather sorry to be part of it all. Clowns scare me, except for poor old Emmett What-was-his-name. Kelly.

And if Bates killed Vera, my inclination is to say, "What took you so long?"
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I'm almost afraid to say it, but I feel good today, for the first time in weeks.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Troubles come "not single spies, but in battalions."


In the last twenty-four hours, Daddy Doll has received the tax bills on Graymont and the other house. His contractor has just telephoned to say that the ceiling has been restored and other repairs made but that, for various reasons, the attic cannot be made liveable. And, adds the contractor, he must have money to pay off the workers. And himself.

This means that the family are stuck at Graymont; they can't possibly all fit in the little house near town. It also means that after paying all these bills, Daddy will be poorer than the legendary church mouse. In fact, he'll have to borrow money. Go into debt, just to pay everything he owes.

On top of these worries, he has recently been bothered by the children--well, by Maybelle, at least--chattering about "servants" who, Daddy knows, don't exist. Even Ned has mentioned seeing a man working on the grounds; Daddy thinks it must have been a tramp or passer-by, up to no good. Heaven forbid that anyone who worked for Granny Gray thinks he's still a family employee!

Saturday, July 14, 2012

The Hunger

As my friend Christy used to say, I'm not eating today. At least not yet. I ate so much yesterday, it scared me. Seemed like I was craving something and couldn't find it. I thawed, heated and ate a chicken/rice/vegetable casserole and thought, "No, that's not it."

Then I made a bacon-dog (3 strips of bacon in a bun) and ate it, but that wasn't it.

Then I cooked a jar of sauerkraut and 3 Ball Park franks and ate it, and thought, "No, that's not it."

I ate the remains of a Jiffy one-layer cake with cranberry icing, and that wasn't even the thing I was looking for. Finally gave up and went to bed.

This morning I jumped up and ran to the P.O. and mailed the book I sold Thursday. On the way, I stopped by the grocery store and bought a package of Nutter Butters. That's probably what I was craving yesterday.
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The Culprit Identified

The tiniest woodpecker I've ever seen, making holes in my chimney. When I'm in the house and hear him pecking, it sounds like a drum beating.

Friday, July 13, 2012

The start of something?

That day when Ned came to Graymont, he and Alexis were talking in the great room when Beauty came in with drinks on a tray. Ned recognized her, of course, as Alice Joan Smith. She was a raggedy little kid when he and Alexis were in high school. The story of how she (and the twins' childhood comrade Billy Bones) came to work for the Dolls can be told at another time.

Anyway, when Ned and Beauty looked each other in the eye, you could almost see the little Cupid arrows flying around their heads.

So, what will the future bring? Que sera sera.

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I've restarted my book sales on Amazon.com. Sold a book yesterday. It's mainly a source of irritation to me. Don't know why I'm adding that boredom to my life. Guess I had a moment of weakness and decided to be a bookseller again, instead of just custodian to a superannuated cat.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

An Important Message

May catches Ned in the study.

"Hello, Miss Maybelle! How are you today?"

Maybelle doesn't repond well to cliches and hackneyed greetings. Sometimes she doesn't respond at all. This time she gets straight to the point.

"Putois says to tell you something."

Ned is puzzled, but decides to humor the child. He scratches his head.

"Now, let me see. Do I know Putois?"

Maybelle stamps her foot impatiently. "You saw him in the garden. He told you to save Saint-Pierre."

"Oh," says Ned, "he's the gardener chap. Yes, I remember him and his little song. I didn't know it was a command."

"He says to tell you, Saint-Pierre is in the manger. You have to save  him, or go on being poor."

"I see," says Ned, although he doesn't. "And who is Saint-Pierre?"

"He was one of the twelve 'Postles."

"Right. Right-o! But how can he be in the manger, after all these years?" And where in the world is the manger, Ned wonders; are there stables somewhere?

"You have to ask Putois," says Maybelle. "That's all I know."

Monday, July 9, 2012

Monday is washday.

The spring in the woods near Graymont is an ideal place to wash clothes. The stream flows under the ruins of an old folly, and runs off over a bank on the far side. Mrs. Gudenov and her daughter are preparing to do the week's wash, and Billy will help them.

He's filling the tubs and the boiling pot from the spring.
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On my cat food/Cokes/cigarettes run today, I went by the pretty thrift shop on the Parkway. I saw oodles of good stuff for the dolls' house; fortunately, most of them were a bit too big. Anyway, I did find a beautiful ribbon-embroidered pillow--the center one on the settee:

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Three Cups of Tea

Greg Mortenson's book was wonderful. I just wonder why he didn't publish it as a novel, in light of the apparently true accusations that some of it is "lies." Maybe bad advice from agent/publisher? Gregory David Roberts' marvelous book Shantaram was based on his own experiences but published as a novel, which was the right way to do it. I'm sorry Mortenson didn't do it that way. I'll probably read both books again someday.
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Our Fourth of July celebration, for which Susan outdid herself in the way of a feast for everyone, was really, really fine. Great food, great conversation. Jed came over Monday and stayed until this morning. We met Pat, Buffy and Phil at Ixtapa for Mexican food on Monday evening, then Jed and I had dinner at Chili's on Tuesday. This week has been a real treat for me, and I hope for others in the family. I've missed seeing Reed, but he's still visiting his Pa in Los Angeles.
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Jed brought stacks of books, including the four-volume opus, The Years of Lyndon Johnson, which I admire my son for having waded through all four books. Also several John Le Carre novels, and I'm already halfway through The Spy Who Came In From the Cold, which I hadn't read before, only saw the movie.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Here Comes the Rain

Woke up early this morning, feeling pretty good. Jed's coming over today to stay for the Fourth.

It's too blamed hot to cook out, or to cook in, for that matter. And now it's thundering in the thicket.

Yesterday I risked heat stroke by toting containers of water out under the trees for the birds and squirrels, cats and dogs and such.

Got a few chores to do this morning. I think I hear the rain coming.

Up on the mountain, when I was little, I used to watch the rain progressing across the fields toward our house.

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I really like Big Daddy Hollingsworth's song:

"It ain't gonna worry me for long,
It ain't gonna worry me for long,
I'll just get up in the morning,
And I'll still be a-singing my song!"

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Ubi sunt qui ante nos fuerunt?

The reason I'm posting this old poem here is that I don't want to have to search my bookshelves or the internet to find it, next time I want to read it. Never can remember which book it's in.

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Were beth they that biforen us weren,
Houndes ladden and havekes beren,
And hadden feld and wode?
The riche levedies in hoere bour,
That wereden gold in hoere tressour,
With hoere brightte rode;

Eten and drounken, and maden hem glad;
Hoere lif was al with gamen i-lad,
Men kneleden hem biforen;
They beren hem wel swithe heye;
And in a twincling of an eye
Hoere soules weren forloren.

Were is that lawhing and that song,
That trayling and that proude gong,
Tho havekes and tho houndes?
Al that joye is went away,
That wele is comen to weylaway,
To manye harde stoundes.

Hoere paradis they nomen here,
And nou they lyen in helle i-fere;
The fuir hit brennes hevere:
Long is ay, and long is o,
Long is wy, and long is wo;
Thennes ne cometh they nevere.

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