Quotations

Aristotle: It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.:
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George Burns: Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Winston Churchill: History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
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Rodney Dangerfield: Life is just a bowl of pits.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson: Children are all foreigners.
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Gandhi: Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
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Joe Gores: Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. [See top photo.]
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John Lennon: Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.
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Oscar Wilde: I was working on ... one of my poems all the morning, and I took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.
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Rose Nylund: You never know how much you love a man till you see him streaking toward the earth, trying to grab a bird.
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Famous Quotations

They run in my head like that news strip at the bottom of the screen on CNN.


"Where is that goat? Huh? Huh?" -- Sarah D. Satterfield

"ROTC ain't a disease, Will." -- from "No Time for Sergeants"

"I must be up betimes, for I have a great work to do." -- Charles I of England, the morning of his last day

"I have a terrific headache." -- Patricia Neal (Dahl)

"Jo-anne is jealous of Bet-ty Joyce." -- Missouri Ella Isbell

"That little thing ain't got its eyes open yet." -- Bobbie Lee Ramey

"God does not play dice with the universe." -- Albert Einstein re: quantum theory

"...aspyrin and tranquil-easers..." -- Tennessee Ernie Ford in spoof of Connecticut Yankee

"I always knew I was not the best knight of the world." -- Lancelot of the Lake

"I would certainly like to be president." -- Adlai E. Stevenson

"To me, the great adventure is to stay in Paris and write a novel." -- Francoise Sagan to friends who invited her to go to Africa with them

"Oh, my darling! If you go, what shall I do?" -- "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -- Scarlett and Rhett

"The eagle has landed." -- Neil Armstrong

"Tom! You, Tom!" -- Aunt Polly

"Now is the winter of our discontent/ Made sunny summer by this son of York." -- Richard III

"Permit me to ignite your cigarette." -- Peter O'Toole as Lawrence of Arabia

"Joanne's gettin' fat as a bear!" -- Gordy Ramey

"I am an A-son, not a P-son." -- Beatrice K. Thomason

"I can't eat flowers." -- Stella Isbell

"This is Karl Pickens perking." -- Karl Perkins on Alabama public radio broadcast

"Oh, goddammit, we forgot the silent prayer!" -- Dwight D. Eisenhower opening Cabinet meeting

"Who are those men?" -- Butch Cassidy (Paul Newman)

"He'll probably make as good a president as he did an actor." -- Ava Gardner

"I don't write for posterity. What did posterity ever do for me?" -- Lytton Strachey

"He's a good fellow, and 't will all be well." -- The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam

"You'd hit yore momma before you'd hit me!" -- Dolly Parton

"Of course, you may have the baby! I'll send him to you as soon as he's weaned." -- Arthur Wing Pinero's mother to her sister, when Arthur was born 12th of 12 children

"Was you ever in a torpedo?" -- Joanne Ramey, age 7, to visiting serviceman