What day is it? Where am I?

I knew my clinic appointment was today, but I thought it was Friday. But it's Thursday, so I'll go to TKC this afternoon for another test which they haven't put me through in the last year or so. Then I'll come home and try to crawl under the bed, with no success. Then, if I can get the house raked out and some vittles cooked, we can have the sister supper tomorrow evening.