Thursday, December 31, 2015
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road
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Monday, December 28, 2015
Good Times
The past week has been wonderful. Jed came over on Wednesday. On Thursday we had Christmas Eve dinner here with my sisters, nieces and great-nephew Reed. Jed and I watched several good movies on Netflix, etc., played games, put up lights and worked around the house a bit. Then on Sunday, Susan, Pat, Jed and I had lunch at Carraba's to celebrate my birthday. My folks are so good to me! My Christmas and birthday gifts are wonderful, including enough wine, candy and cookies to last at least until Valentine's Day.
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Sunday, December 20, 2015
Coming 'Round the Mountain
I've been playing with my train set.
Jed phoned this morning, and he'll be here sometime this week. I've invited the family here for Christmas Eve midday dinner, on Thursday afternoon. And this afternoon, Susan and I plan to go to the Tower of Prayer Church to hear them preach and sing.
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Labels: dogs
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Ain't funny, McGee.
Last night about 8:30, someone knocked loudly on my door--BANG! BANG! BANG! When I checked, no one was at either door. So I called the police, and asked them if anyone else in the neighborhood has complained of such goings-on, and they said no. I asked them to check the neighborhood tonight, and they said they would.
So, about 4:30 this morning, something woke me. Of course, I had to get up and check all the doors and windows, drink coffee, etc.
I'll do something about it today. I don't know exactly what, but by the end of today, at least the motion-sensitive lights on the deck will be working, and any other outside lights that I or Dave M. can reach.
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Monday, December 14, 2015
Same Song, -nth Verse
The doorbell rang and woke me about midnight, so I got up and checked the doors and windows. After an hour or so, I went back to sleep. It could have been the rain and wind that woke me just after 3:00 a.m. I notice one house across the street has four lights across the front, not Christmas lights. So maybe I'm not the only one being bothered.
Tomorrow--today--I'm going to take one of my burnt-out bulbs down, and go to Lowe's or somewhere and buy a bunch of them. I'll call Dave and make him come and install the new bulbs. I don't know if more lights will fix the problem, but maybe it will help. We should light up the whole neighborhood. My neighbor next door, in Jared's old house, has Christmas lights strung all around the roofs of his house and garage.
I've got 13 short-stories in my head and started in notebooks, so I plan to finish writing some of them this winter. That's how I fall asleep recently, working out one of these stories.
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Sunday, December 13, 2015
This Is the Dog I Want.
A. Oliver - Great Pyrenese - male 3 y.o. - Talladega, AL
B. Rogan - Collie mix - Male 3 y.o. - Columbia, TN
They're all listed with Pet-Finder. I'm reluctant to inquire about any of them; it's so hard to get someone to talk to me about a dog. Dave wants to get me a 6-m.o. German shepherd named Carly, "the prettiest dog you ever saw." But I don't want a GSD if I can get one of these (above).
These are all large dogs, but all three seem to be content with a minimum of exercise--especially Oliver. If I succeeded in obtaining one of them, I would take him to the best vet around here, find out what's best to feed him (prime rib? filet mignon?), and price getting him groomed regularly. He would be my hobby from here to eternity.
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Saturday, December 12, 2015
I Call Him/Her "Bob."
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Labels: cats
Friday, December 11, 2015
Always Something
Yesterday I made the rounds of post office, Walmart, and the Wiz's office where I finally got my problems resolved for the time-being. At Walmart, I found (praise God) that my four Rx refills cost nothing, and the fifth one hadn't been filled because Dr. G. hadn't called in a new prescription, so I'll have to make another trip. At the P.O., I mailed a handful of Christmas cards to the family and a couple of close friends.
Also mailed a complimentary copy of my poetry book to Mike, an old friend from our Huntsville days.
By the time I got home, it was nearly dark, and I like-to-didn't make it up the basement stairs. I ate my second meal of the day, than lay down and slept until 10:00 p.m. Then I watched a no-account French-language movie about two females who killed a whole family--with shotguns. At least they didn't set 'em on fire, which was their prior M.O.
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Tuesday, December 8, 2015
This is too much!
I've been up since 3:15 a.m., walking around the house with the telephone in my hand, looking to see if I was awakened by a window breaking. Meanwhile I've drunk two mugs of coffee.
***
I've requested information about this dog, a lab mix. Have received no response about Fluffy or Bella.
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Sunday, December 6, 2015
I Lay There Like a Log.
Last night I drank a glass of wine before going to bed, and I felt pretty good and brave. To heck with the burglar. But I couldn't sleep.
Today I plan to address a few Christmas cards, renew a few prescriptions, and pay a couple of bills online. If I can stay awake till 8 or 9 p.m., I'll go to bed early.
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Labels: Movies, Movies and Stars
Thursday, December 3, 2015
Still Looking
I just put in a call message about Bella. She's a golden retriever, six years old, but her adoption fee is pretty high. Maybe I can plead old age--the site says senior citizens can adopt senior dogs for free. So maybe I can connect up with this or another Golden.
I really wanted that Fluffy dog. I like Bella because she "looks like us--" that is, she reminds me of Ginger, the Chow-Chow mix that I grew up with, and Buck, the shepherd/retriever that I kept for 24 hours a few years ago. She also favors Wilbert, and Monty, and Pat's dog Weezer.
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Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Jingle All the Way
We had a good time at Thanksgiving. Jed spent three days here, and Ramey invited us for turkey dinner, with India, Buffy and Phillip. After dinner we played a new code-guessing-game that Jed brought.
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Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Sundog
I wish I could remember to take my camera when I leave the house. Copied these from the internet.
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The Doorbell Rang
I'm beginning to be annoyed.
Last Saturday I went out on the deck to stand in the sunshine, and the neighborhood dogs were barking like crazy. There was a guy on my west-side neighbor's patio, in the shadows under their deck, so I couldn't see him well. Three dogs ran up to him barking, and he disappeared. I haven't seen a human around that house in several years, so I was afraid it was the neighbor himself, so I didn't call the police. That's about to change. If I must be harassed, they can be, too.
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Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Neighbors
My neighbor down the street, a Mrs. Reese, phoned this morning and commiserated with me about the attempted break-in and police visit, the refugee situation, and other knotty problems. She said a neighbor up the street had called and told her about it; that was probably Dine (I forget her last name). So you see, I do know some of my neighbors' names. I had met Mrs. R. before, some five or ten years ago, when the postal person delivered some of my mail to her address, and she brought it to me.
She called me Joan, but that's all right. I answer to anything that starts with a Jo, except Johnson.
This is what I'm reading now. I've often said that this is the best novel ever written. I've said the same thing about two or three other books. TOAFK may not be such great literature as The Brothers Karamazov, The Catcher in the Rye, or To Kill a Mockingbird, but it's certainly more entertaining. Longer, too.
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Monday, November 16, 2015
". . . While greasy Joan doth keel the pot!"
While I'm making soup for dinner, the Glass man is here replacing the broken window panes.
"Ah, for quietus, with a bare bodkin!"
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Saturday, November 14, 2015
I don't have much ambition to write or blog any more, but I want to remember some details. The police posted a video on Facebook, supposedly in my neighborhood, supposedly showing a guy rather similar to the face/form that was on my porch, trying to break into a house and carrying something away. The police and I speculated that he might be someone who lives over on King's Forest or in that direction, because I didn't hear or see a car.
I didn't want to call Jed, because I knew he would cancel his vacation trip and rush over here. Which is what he did. He got a man to come and measure for the new windows, who called me back yesterday and said he'd install the new panes on Monday. Then Jed went back to Atlanta yesterday.
For so long I've had this half-scared, half-excited feeling that something was going to happen. So I got a burglar, and the world got the Paris disaster. I'm going to try to reverse the trend of waking at night and sleeping in the daytime. But I don't know if I can sleep in my bed by that window again.
I wish I felt as strong and normal as I felt this time last year. I would switch my bedroom and office furniture. Maybe Dave and Jennifer can do it over a period of time. All those books.
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Oh, a cheerful note: I found this adorable dog on FCDF, his name is "Fluffy Puppy." He's a mix of bulldog and Rottweiler. I emailed the person who advertised him but haven't heard back.
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Ker-Blam!!!
Well, at least it wasn't a ghost. I'm shaking so that my fingers are typing by themselves, more accurately than I usually type.
I went to sleep on the sofa, then woke up later and thought my back door was open. It wasn't. I just looked around, made sure all the doors were locked and the front and back porch lights on, and lay back down on the sofa. About 4:15 a.m., something went CRASH! and shook the east side of the house. I woke up and thought, now, did I dream that, or--KER-BLAM!
Something definitely hit the house again. I jumped up and grabbed the phone, but couldn't see it well enough to dial. I ran to look out the kitchen window, and a guy was on the deck. He shone a flashlight through the window, and the back porch light went out. I finally got 911 on the phone and told them someone was breaking in.
Well, that's all the excitement except for my little shaky legs trying to hold me up. The police car arrived about five minutes later, and two policemen rang the doorbell. They asked me to describe the man. About all I saw was his face and the flashlight, but I told them he was medium height, 20's or 30's of age, and African American. I wish he had been white, but he wasn't.
They looked all around the house. I told them I thought the banging had been on the garage door. They said the door into the side of the garage was muddy, as if someone had been kicking it. The back porch light wasn't broken, but the bulb was unscrewed.
I'm almost grateful to the guy for being real. All the strange noises I've heard around this house have made me wonder if I was losing my mind.
The policemen left, saying they would cruise around the neighborhood until daylight, and that if I heard anything else to call 911 again. And that I had a very clean house. I said thanks.
I guess it doesn't happen when Jed's here, because his car would be parked in the driveway.
I just went into my bedroom, and one of the windows is broken. Glass all over the floor. And you tell me to quit smoking?
The policemen came back and wrote up a report of the incident, which they said would cost $15 if I requested a copy of it from the Department.
I'm glad I wasn't sleeping in my bed when that window broke. It's right by the head of my bed, and I would have passed out probably. The policeman found two rocks under the night stand.
I think I definitely will get a dog. One of those great big ones with huge jaws.
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Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Tintinnabulation
Jed came over yesterday. He's going to NYC Thursday to visit friends, so he went home early this afternoon.
My sweet baby sister brought me chicken and vegetables for my dinner, and a brownie for dessert. I went to bed early, about 10:15 p.m., so I could get up and be at the dentist's office at 9:00.
The doorbell rang and woke me up. I punched the light on the back of my clock and it was 12:30 a.m., but I didn't get up. It rang again at 12:50, so I got up, turned on the porch light, and Nobody was there, of course.
Why can't this ever happen when Jed is here? The second ring sounded twice, like an impatient ring. I don't think I've mentioned this lately, but it happens occasionally.
So I made a cup of coffee, and here I am at 1:15 in the morning, wondering if I'm being haunted or just being crazy.
There are double outside lights on each corner of my house, plus motion-sensitive lights on the deck. They just need new bulbs to shine all night, or all the time if not turned off. I guess I need to get the bulbs replaced.
Now I'm hungry.
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Saturday, November 7, 2015
Entertainment
I guess that was the best thing I've seen on TV this week, that I hadn't already seen. And I may have seen it back in 1946. Now, TCM is showing silent films, and Hallmark has quit showing "Murder She Wrote" and "Diagnosis Murder," in favor of an endless flow of new insipid little romances with a Christmas theme.
On Thursday, I did watch the finale of "Project Runway," but the B.B.'s were better.
Yesterday, after one unsuccessful day of trying to get Walmart to take my money, I finally succeeded in paying $326 for three prescriptions. On Thursday their computer wouldn't take my check or my credit card, so I had to go to the bank next day and explain to the handsome manager that my checks wouldn't go through, get the money, and trek back to Walmart. The first four Rx's cost $50, which I had paid with the credit card after two or three attempts.
The $300 ones were for 90-day supplies, so they'll last until February. But they did cost the grocery money for this month. Luckily, I've got the pantry and freezer full of comestibles. And some Halloween candy.
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This morning, the cat I was dreaming that was curled up on the bed against me, jumped off the bed and woke me up.
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Labels: cats, dreams, Movies and Stars
Sunday, November 1, 2015
September, October, November, December
Last night I watched one of the most disappointing horror movies in cinematic history, "The Picture of Dorian Gray." If Hurd Hatfield and Spencer Tracy ever competed for the title of sleepwalker, I think Hatfield would win. Tracy could at least grin occasionally. The only good thing about this movie, and the reason I keep watching it every once in a while, is Angela Lansbury singing about the little yellow bird. She was, still is, the most amazing actress. Married a gay man and had a passel of kids. Acted in some of the best and worst movies ever made, and helped save the latter from oblivion.
But I watched "Firestarter" during the past week, so I've had a bait of Halloween movies. No hatchet murders or poor old zombies for me this year.
Thursday night I attended the LAC reception for Birmingham Arts Journal staff, and it was good to see all the folks. But it really wore me out, what with carrying all that heavy chips and dips and stuff and going up and down stairs. No, I don't know what was wrong, but I was pretty much wiped out, and decided not to go to Calera for the ASPS meeting on Saturday. If I had done that, I wouldn't have enjoyed seeing all those cute kids in their wet costumes.
Anyway--People are so good to me. It was all over Facebook this morning, that they missed me in Calera, and that three of the four poems I entered won prizes. Those were: "W.H. and W.H.," third prize. "Amadeus," honorable mention. And "The Ghost Who Walks" won first place in that contest.
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Saturday, October 31, 2015
Same-Old Me
Well, I must be back to normal. I've spent a couple of hours this morning hunting for Halloween stuff, with very little luck. I guess I'll be forced to go to the basement.
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Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Pep Rally
Tomorrow's the day we host the Birmingham Arts Journal. I've been sitting here trying not to think of all the stuff I've got to do, till all of a sudden I think I can cope. I can put a lot of it off until the last minute, meanwhile doing all the little stuff that I can do at home.
My favorite season of the year, and I haven't been out of the house since Saturday. I hope my car will start. "I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."
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Sunday, October 25, 2015
Sometimes I Walk Backwards
It saves a lot of twisting and turning.
I reckon (Heaven help me!) I'm going to have to get a cat. And a litter box, and a collar, and a veterinarian.
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Thursday, October 22, 2015
Progress
Jennifer cleaned up the house yesterday, and I got Dave to fix a couple of things that I'm too "feeble" to handle. I gave him a handful of quarters and sent him to the laundromat with my velvet bedspread, dry weight nine pounds avoirdupois. He also repositioned my shower rod and hung my new shower curtain.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Tuesday
Also had a sort of nightmare--a college math exam where I aced all but the last two of ten problems. They were identical, and involved square roots of letters. When the exam was over, I asked the instructor to show me how to solve those two, and she couldn't.
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Labels: Birmingham Arts Journal, dreams
Saturday, October 17, 2015
Muddling Through
Sometimes, when you've got something tiresome or difficult to do, you tell yourself, "I've dealt with worse than this before." Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't.
It was the car's battery again. It wouldn't start, although Murray's had put in a new battery back in the summer. One of their guys came over and started it, and said there's a short somewhere that's draining the battery if it sits a day or two without running. They were closing the shop this afternoon, so I said I would bring it in one day next week and let them look for the problem.
I did go by the grocery and stocked up on tomatoes and cucumbers.
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Wednesday, October 14, 2015
More Rocks
We couldn't get on the bridge. And one thing our cameras didn't really show off: As well as "undergrowth," there were big trees growing on the bridge, and a couple had fallen off the edge and hung by their roots upside down. This one shows a smaller tree hanging down.
This is a gigantic formation--about 180 degrees of rock over your head, under your feet, almost all around you. The whole mountain seems to be one big rock, with broken or eroded pieces of it lying around. Here's a view of the Indian profile:
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Labels: family trips
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Natural Bridge Photos 10-13-2015
The Natural Bridge(s) |
Me and the Indian Rock |
We walked and climbed, and finally decided to save the Bankhead National Forest for another time.
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Labels: family trips
Sunday, October 11, 2015
My Kind of Weather
Jed plans to come over tomorrow, and on Tuesday we'll explore the Bankhead national forest up in (I believe) Winston County. This is where our great-great grandmother Mullins, or maybe Gaddy, owned beaucoup acres and sold them for 50 cents per. Alabama's natural stone bridge is located somewhere up there, and maybe we can see it, too.
The media doesn't report much about it, and most of the reports are slanted against Israel. But the situation over there gets worse every day. I don't like to brag about praying, but I do pray for the people and the state of Israel, the only democracy in the Middle East.
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Thursday, October 8, 2015
With a little help from my Sis.
Yesterday I was having a bout of the old Father Williams--not knowing which way was up. That is, needing to hold onto the walls and furniture to walk around. So on her daily trip to Walmart, my beautiful sister Ramey picked up my prescriptions and brought them to me.
I'm feeling important today, because I wrote a couple of pages this morning.
An email from NaNoWriMo made me start thinking about accepting that challenge in November 2015. I could either try to finish the novel I've got half-started, or a new idea: See how many ghost stories I could write in a month. The second option sounds like more fun. Either way, I intend to turn out some kind of effort.
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Monday, October 5, 2015
Monday kind of chores
I've done several of them today: laundry, grocery shopping, calling in Rx refill requests, paying a few stray bills before the new ones start coming in.
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Wednesday, September 30, 2015
This Week
Anyway, Monday night I went to the poetry group meeting at the LAC. Frank D. read a poem that I think I may have to memorize, it was so good. Grady Sue made me recite "Marsupial Strabismus," and Joan made me say "Glinda's Brood." Missed Sherry--she was in the hospital having surgery. I hope everything turned out good. I read "W.H. and W.H." and "Naming the Beasts" to the group.
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Sunday, September 27, 2015
Complaint Dept.
#1. Woke up with turmoil of the tummy.
#2. Because of #1, I missed going to church and lunch with my sisters.
#3. Of course, today is rainy and overcast. What eclipse?
ON THE OTHER HAND:
#1. I dreamed I made a fountain in the back yard for Jack and Jed (little fellows). And all three of us were playing in it.
11:00 p.m.: Through a hole in the overcast, I saw a sliver of the moon. But it wasn't red.
My camera reduces everything extremely.
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Labels: dreams
Friday, September 25, 2015
Sorta Proud
The Exchange Club truck came by this morning, and two nice guys who toted my old mammoth vacuum cleaner, with all the attachments and a nearly new package of bags, out to the truck. I can brag about the donation, because I don't really think it's a charitable act, when somewhere in there, money is going to change hands. And I can brag, because I've freed up so many cubic feet of storage space and saved myself sore arms, back, neck, etc. Danged clumsy piece of expensive junk. I'll just buy myself a Shark when I get around to it with a little dough saved up.
I tried (and failed, of course) to give up my "three cigarettes a day" for Yom Kippur. A true case of willing spirit and weak flesh.
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Wednesday, September 23, 2015
Fall Has Befallen Us.
Autumn is really here. The little water-oak leaves are falling like a snowstorm. They're mostly brown, but fluttering in the sunshine, they look golden yellow.
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Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Tally Ho!
Well, I'm off to a good start. Am on page 2 of the novel, or novella, or long short story, or whatever it turns out to be. I started off wondering what would have happened, if I had succeeded in persuading Lawyer Cage to buy that Queen Anne-style house in Forest Park for ten thousand bucks. We probably could have got it for seventy-five hundred.
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Sunday, September 20, 2015
Pretty Good Substitute
I've invented a drink that's almost as good as Coke: 2 oz. cranberry juice "cocktail," 6 oz. 7up, a few ice cubes.
I've made a pretty good start on the new novel--two pages, which I reduced to two paragraphs, which I further reduced to two sentences. Instead of laboring so much over the rest of it, I'm going to try to finish the first draft in October.
Tomorrow is the deadline for entering the Alabama State Poetry Society's 2015 fall contests. I think I'll send "Naming the Beasts" and "The Ghost Who Walks." "Leaving Shambhala" has never won a prize, but it has been published, so I won't enter it.
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Labels: ASPS, novel IV, Poems by me, recipes
Saturday, September 19, 2015
Vintage Duds
"And it wore, and it wore, and it wore..."
I wish I had bought two and saved one.
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Friday, September 18, 2015
Our Thursday Trip
Mentone, AL:
We ate lunch at the Wildflower Café, across the street from the Mentone Town Hall. Then we went to DeSoto Falls and Fort Payne, AL.
DeSoto Falls |
Ramey |
JRC |
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Labels: family trips